In a joint venture with TaoKrieger.com and Your Mom Productions, Chris Dewhurst has launched his own blog, Hardly Ineffable.
“Proud of this new blog, we are,” says Yoda, TaoKrieger.com’s Director of Communications. William Wallace, VP of Face Painting and Kilt Making, tells TK News, “Everyone here at TaoKrieger.com is very excited with this new development. This blog has the real possibility of impacting out bottom line and drive positive value for your shareholders. Oh, and FREEEEDOOOOM!!!”
A senior executive with close ties to TaoKrieger tells TK News that this development has been in the works for sometime. Apparently Dewhurst has wanted to collaborate with TaoKrieger.com ever since he was introduced to Lau Tzu and the Tao Te Ching.
Asked by reporters if this joint venture has any implications for TaoKrieger.com’s relationship with the secretive Maresh-Scholl Enterprises, Dewhurst said, “This joint venture with Hardly Ineffable only provides additional venues for their world-class creativity and contributions.”
Don Juan’s low profile on the website has been the subject of a number of rumors in the alternative media. When asked about this, Dewhurst said, “[Don Juan] has been extremely involved in a certain MSE project. Fortunately, I have received many assurances that his return as an active contributor will resume shortly. In fact, he’s submitted a very good article in the Soapbox recently. I recommend you read it, if you haven’t already…Unfortunately, TaoKrieger.com’s partnership with a certain Canadian has not produced the type of literary success of his namesake – but I have always thought that investments should be made for the long-term and continue to believe TaoKrieger.com’s investment will pay off. If nothing else but in Tim Horton donuts.”
Unfortunately calls to Maresh-Scholl Enterprises have not been returned by the time this article went to press.